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Sometimes, the hero does never have to stand up against the enemy, for every battle won and every situation resolved not with brawn alone but with brains as well.

The main protagonist can outwit or trick the antagonist during an escape or to save someone, usually leading the enemy into a booby trap.

Other known and even clever methods that heroes use to outsmart the enemy also includes pretending to betray their own allies to the Big Bad, in which turned out simply a ruse to enable their allies to swiftly defeat the said Big Bad in the end.

However, this method not always effective as not only there is a chance that said enemies could see through this scheme, but also their allies still irritated due to also being tricked or worse, this plan ended up backfires if things went wrong.

True to this notion; in the midst of chaos, there is opportunity.

Examples

Live-Action

  • Wolverine can smell Mystique's body scent and stabbed her in the stomach with his claws, which causes her to revert back to her true form.
  • Marty McFly escapes from Biff Tannen and his gang, leading them to crash their car into a manure truck.
  • Kevin McCallister constantly outwits Harry and Marv at every turn.
  • Fly tricks Joe the Pilot Fish into drinking the anti-fish potion by asking him difficult questions.
  • Supergirl used her own vulnerability against Reign by unexpectedly injecting kryptonite as she didn't see it coming.
  • Ace Ventura outsmarts Lois Einhorn to the Miami Police Department that she is Ray Finkle the former Miami Dolphins kicker who wants to get revenge on Dan Marino.
  • Benji outsmarts the Timber Wolf by hiding beneath a bush, then leading him to get chased away by a bear, and finally leading him to fall to his death off a cliff.

Cartoons

  • Robin Hood outwits Prince John many times in the film.
  • Darkwing Duck, Launchpad and Gosalyn manage to lure 3 evil energy beings to the magnet with negative polarities (with Megavolt's assistance).
  • Sonic the Hedgehog and his pal Tails outwit Scratch and Grounder in every episode via disguises and tricks. They even outwit the evil Doctor Ivo Robotnik himself.
  • Aladdin tricks Jafar by persuading him to become a genie, then bottles him up in a lamp.
  • Alex tricks Makunga by handing him Nana's purse, then unleashing the old lady to attack him.
  • The animals outsmart and foil Cruella De Vil and her men and rescue the Dalmatian puppies in 1996 adaptation of 101 Dalmatians.
  • In "ScoobyNatural", Scooby-Doo sends the Phantom Shadow down a trap slide and into a salt circle made by the Winchester brothers, trapping it.
  • Osmosis Jones outsmarts Thrax by tricking him into clawing Shane's false eyelash in order to make Thrax think he has stabbed Osmosis with his claw. That way, Thrax could fall with the eyelash into a beaker of alcohol.
  • Stan Pines outsmarts Bill Cipher by dressing up as Ford to trick him into going inside his mind, allowing the real Ford to erase Bill with the memory gun.
  • Katara outsmarts Azula by luring her on top of the storm drain so she can bend the water and trap both the princess and herself by freezing it. Katara, then ties her wrists to the grate.
  • Flik lures Hopper to the sparrow's nest allowing the wicked grasshopper to be devoured by her chicks.
  • Aladdin tricks Jafar by persuading him to become a genie, then bottles him up in a lamp.
  • Bart Simpson outwits his arch-nemesis Sideshow Bob, by asking him sing the whole entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore to buy some time before arriving to Springfield via boathouse which will stall him long enough until the police arrive.

Quotes

(Mystique disguised as Storm walks in) (Mystique as Storm: - Logan, is that you?) - Sssh! (Wolverine Sniffing) The other one ain't far away. (Mystique as Storm: - Come on. We have to regroup.) - I know, but there's a problem. (Wolverine stabbing Mystique in the stomach with his claws) You're not part of the group. (Wolverine removing his claws before Mystique reverts back to her real form and falls to the ground)
~ Wolverine outsmarting Mystique's disguise.
(Snake Jafar binds Aladdin with his coils preparing to strike) (Jafar [laughs evilly]: You little fool! You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth!) (Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar! Squeeze him like a--(Genie elbows him away) AWK!) (Jafar: Without the Genie, boy...you're nothing!) (Aladdin has an idea) The Genie? The Genie? The Genie has more power than you'll EVER have. (Jafar: What?!) He GAVE you your power, he can TAKE it away! (Genie: Al, why are you bringing me into this?) Face it, Jafar! You're still just...second best! (Jafar: You're right! His power does exceed my own! But not for long!) (Jafar circles around Genie) (Genie: The boy's crazy. He's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake (Jafar: Slave, I make my third wish! I wish to be... AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!!) (Genie, reluctantly: All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.) (Genie hesitantly zaps Jafar; Jafar's snake form dissipates and transform into a gigantic red genie; Aladdin finally breaks the giant hour glass to save Jasmine) (Jafar: Yes...the power! The absolute...'POWER!!!') (Jasmine: What have you done?!) Trust me! (Jafar: The universe is MINE to command! To CONTROL!) Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something? (Jafar: Huh?) You wanted to be a genie, you got it! (Shackles appear on Jafar's wrists) (Jafar: WHAT?!) (Aladdin pulls out a black lamp that sucks Jafar back in) And everything that goes with it! (Jafar: No! NOOO!!!) (Iago: I'm gettin' outta here! Come on, you're the genie, I don't wanna be a gen--) (Iago gets sucked into the lamp with Jafar) Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space.
~ Aladdin tricking Jafar into wishing himself as a genie, therefore trapping the evil sorcerer/genie into a lamp.
You want the book? (Mulgarath: Yeah.) Go get it!
~ Jared Grace tricking Mulgarath.
From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything... So play nice!
~ Woody outsmarting Sid to save Buzz Lightyear.
(Ratigan knocks Basil seemingly falling to his death) (Ratigan: I'VE WON! [evil laugh]) On the contrary...(Basil is hanging by Ratigan's damaged blimp)...the games' not over yet! (He rings Ratigan's bell. Ratigan looks inside his empty pocket just as Big Ben strikes 10 o'clock and chimes loudly. The vibrations causes Ratigan to lose his balance and he teeters over the edge and falls. He grabs Basil and they both plummet into the fog far below. Then Olivia turns to her father and begins to sob. A squeaking noise is approaching from below, and she leans back to look down. Basil is peddling the on the propellor! Olivia, Dawson and Mr. Flaversham cheer happily)(Olivia Flaversham: Hooray! It’s Basil!) (Dr. Dawson: Ho ho! Hooray! Jolly good!)
~ Basil outsmarting Ratigan by summoning Big Ben to ring, sending Ratigan plummeting to his death.
(Carrigan Crittenden: Any other takers?) Casper: No. But aren't you forgetting something? (Carrigan Crittenden: What?) Casper: Your unfinished business. (Carrigan Crittenden: My what?) Kat Harvey: You know. Unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over. (Carrigan Crittenden: Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business. I have my treasure, my mansion, I have everything. I'm just perfect! [laughs wickedly until suddenly lights begin to shine around her] Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business! Lots of unfinished business! I..I'm not ready to cross over yet! Wait, you tricked me you rotten little rats! AAAAHHH!!! [crosses over in an explosion and disappears into nothingness])
~ Casper and Kat outsmarting Carrigan as they trick her into crossing over to the afterlife after saying ghosts have unfinished business.
(Sideshow Bob: Well Bart, any last requests?) (Sideshow Bob draws closer to to Bart) Well, there is one, but...(Bart looks at the sign that reads, Springfield, 15 miles,) Nah. (Sideshow Bob: No, go on.) You have such a beautiful voice. (Sideshow Bob: Guilty as charged.) Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. pinafore. (Sideshow Bob: Very well, Bart, I shall send you to Heaven, before I send you to Hell.) (Bob yanks Bart over to the side for him to watch him perform) (Bob: ...and a two, and three and...) (Bob: (singing)...We sail the ocean blue, and a saucy ship's a beauty...we're sober men and true, And attentive to our duty...) (We see Bart in a chair with a program in his hands) (Bob: (singing) I'm called Little Buttercup — poor Little Buttercup, though I could never tell why...) (Bart is seen munching a handful of popcorn) (Bob: (singing) What, never? No, never! What, never?) (Bart and Bob: (singing) Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea!) (Sideshow Bob: For he himself has said it, And it's clearly to his credit, That he is an Englishman! He remains an Englishman!) Bart claps his hands, but recoils in fear) (Sideshow Bob: And now the final curtain.) (Sideshow Bob draws out his machete and prepares to strike, but he is stopped when the boat shakes, sending the villain over to the bow of the boat where he sees three policemen in robes, pointing guns at him.) (Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob! You're under arrest!) (Sideshow Bob: BY LUCIFER'S BEARD!)
~ Bart Simpson outwits Sideshow Bob by getting him to perform the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore to stall him long enough until the boat arrives back in Springfield for the police to arrest Sideshow Bob.
(Van Pelt, cornering Alan: End of the line, Sonny Jim. Game's up. Start running.) (Alan pauses)...No. (Van Pelt: Aren't you afraid?) I'm terrified. But my father says you should always face what you're afraid of. (Van Pelt, chuckling: ...Good lad. You're finally acting like a man. Any last words?) [Alan looks down and notices his game piece moving to the end of the board, after which the word "Jumanji" appears.]...Jumanji. (Van Pelt: Huh?) JUMANJI! (Van Pelt gets sucked back into the game while everything returns to normal)
~ Alan Parrish outsmarting Van Pelt by finishing the game and causing Van Pelt and all the jungles of Jumanji to be sucked back into the magic board game.
(Atta snatches Flik from Hopper's grasp; the mad grasshopper growls and pursues them) Go that way! (Princess Atta: But the anthill's over--) I got an idea! (Atta veers to the left and changes course; Hopper closes in on them roaring maniacally; after a brief chase, a raindrop falls on him, making him lose the duo) (Flik points somewhere near the bank) There! (A raindrop falls on them then towards the ground) C'mon! We gotta hide! No matter what happens, stay down! (Princess Atta: Flik, no! What are you doing?!) (Flik runs back into the open, when suddenly, Hopper lands right in front of him!) Hopper! (Hopper: You think it's over?!) No! No! I-I can explain! (Hopper: All your little stunt did was buy them time!) No! Please! Please, Hopper! (Hopper: [grabs Flik's by the throat] I'll get more grasshoppers and be back next season! But you won't!) [Suddenly, the sparrow looms over them. Hopper smirks.] Well, what's this? Another one of your little bird tricks?) Yep! (Hopper: Are there a bunch of little girls in this one, too? Hello, girls!) (The bird shrieks at him; Hopper screams in terror and tries to run away, but the bird grabs him with her beak. Flik hides behind the rock with Atta. The bird holds a squirming and screaming Hopper in its beak. He's lowered into a nest that contains three hungry chicks as Flik and Atta shield their eyes from the gruesome sight.)
~ Flik luring Hopper into the sparrow's nest, allowing the evil grasshopper to be devoured by her chicks.
(Riddler about the press the button that will lead to Robin and Chase's death) Wait! (Riddler turned to Batman) I have a riddle for you. (Riddler: For me? Really?) (Riddler twirl his cane: Tell me.) (Riddler sat down in his chair) I see without seeing. To me darkness is as clear as daylight. (Batman took out his giant batarang) What am I? (Riddler: Please you're as blind as a bat.) Exactly. (Batman blinded his eyes and threw the batarang that contains the energy of people's mind and destroyed it) (Riddler: NO!) (Two-Face, Sugar and Spice ran away as the chaos tumbling down on them which is destroying Riddler's base leaving Riddler as he is losing the Gotham's brainwaves inside his mind)
~ Batman outsmarting Riddler by throwing the his batarang at the energy the contained all the brainwaves of Gotham which cause Riddler to lose them inside his mind.
(King Nixel: What could one small Mixel possibly do to stop me, when I have all the Cubits! [laughs]) Oh, yeah? [Booger speaks in an Italian accent.] Say hello to my little friend! [Booger pulls out his Rainbow Cubit] (King Nixel: What?! You have the last Cubit?!)
~ Booger surprising King Nixel with his Rainbow Cubit.
[The Phantom Shadow enters the library and throws aside a couch. It is about to attack Fred, Daphne, and Velma when Scooby tosses some books that phase through it.] (Shaggy: Good shot, Scoob ol' bubby! Give him another one!) [The Phantom approaches Scooby, who gives it a stack of books for it to carry.] (Daphne: Scooby, now!) [Once Scooby pulls a yellow book using his tail, the weight of the books forces the Phantom to plunge through a trap slide. Once it awakens, it finds itself trapped in a salt circle made by Dean, Sam, and Castiel that it is unable to break out of.] (Sam: That's a salt circle. You're stuck.)
~ Scooby-Doo and the Winchester brothers trick the Phantom Shadow into falling through a trap slide towards a salt circle, trapping it.
(Alex and Zuba have brought back the water to the savannah; Makunga shoves his way across the cheering crowd) (Makunga: Out of my way! Well, well, well. You know, Zuba, if I remember correctly, you quit the pride. And you were kicked out. So, don't think for an instant that this changes anything.) You're right. In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation. (pulls out Nana's purse) It's a man-bag. Very popular where I come from. (Makunga: I-I don't know what to say.) You can still be tough and carry your stuff. (Makunga: Does the strap adjust? [places the strap on his shoulder] Yes... I think this'll go very nicely when I go out hiking. But I'm afraid you're still banished.) We figured you'd say that. (Zuba tips the tin barrel, unleashing Nana from it; Nana sees Makunga with her purse and gasps.) (Nana: My handbag! You bad kitty!) (Nana kicks Makunga in the crotch, making him drop the Alfa staff and the purse.) (Makunga: Ooh! [Nana stomps on his foot, whacks his paw with a ruler, wet-willies him, then starts giving him an Indian sunburn] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [Nana spanks him in the butt] OW! [Alex winces. Nana grabs Makunga by the ear] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!) (Nana drags Makunga away, as the other animals cheer happily.)
~ Alex tricking Makunga into taking Nana's purse, then unleashing the old lady to attack him.
(Nigel lunges at Blu grabbing his neck in his talons) (Jewel, charging: LET HIM GO!) (Nigel knocks Jewel aside, causing a cage to fall on her wing.) Jewel! (Jewel: Ow! My wing!) (Nigel: Oh, pity! Now we have TWO useless, flightless birds!) (Nigel cackles; Blu notices a fire extinguisher rolling towards him and Nigel. He hooks the bungee around Nigel's leg.) (Nigel: Huh?) Not cool, man! Not cool! (Pulls the pin, causing Nigel to be dragged out of the plane by the rocketing canister)
~ Blu attaching Nigel's leg to a fire extinguisher, then sets it off, sending the evil cockatoo rocketing out of the plane
(Ellie: We need to get outta here!) (She and Peaches run off to the next ship) Go, go! I'm right behind you! (Gutt: [grabbing Manny's tusks] No! I'm right behind you!) (Peaches: Dad!) (A huge chunk of the rock wall falls into the sea and launches a landmass upward that splits the iceberg ship in half, lifting Manny and Gutt hundreds of feet high.) (Peaches: No!) (Gutt continues holding Manny by his tusks) (Gutt: There's nowhere to run, Manny!) (Gutt flings Manny by his tusks. As the ice hunk they fight on slides toward the sea, Gutt attacks with his bone sword. Manny defends himself with his tusks and a spear held in his trunk.) (Gutt: You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us!) (Gutt knocks the spear out of Manny's trunk and swings his sword at the mammoth, barely missing his eye.) Don't worry! You won't take up much space once I FLATTEN YOU! (Manny tries to stomp on Gutt, but the pirate grabs his foot and pushes him off. Manny charges, but Gutt leaps up and swings from vines overhead, then leaps down and kicks Manny to the edge of the ice mass. Manny eyes the nearing sea. Then he turns back to Gutt as the fiendish pirate grabs a heavy log to finish him off.) (Gutt: Told ya, tubby! You shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas!) You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh 11 TONS! (Manny jumps on onto the very back of the ice, catapulting Gutt into the air.) (Gutt: NO!) (Manny catches the log) Bon voyage, monkey boy! (Manny bats Gutt towards the rock wall, sending the evil ape flying far, far away into the distance)
~ Manny outsmarting Captain Gutt, by catapulting him into the air, then whacking him with a log, sending the evil ape flying into the distance.
(Jill sees Joe's shadow behind a tent) Joe! (Suddenly, a gun cocks and points in her face. It's Strasser, holding the gun, intent to kill her!) (Andrei Strasser: Goodbye, Jill. Meet your mother... in Hell. (Jill sees Joe emerging behind Strasser and smiles slyly.) Goodbye. (Strasser looks behind him to see Joe towering over him. Joe grabs Strasser and roars in the evil poacher's face, who screams in terror. Joe tosses Strasser across the park. The rugged poacher breaks through an attraction sign and clings on some cables over an electric transformer. Strasser desperately holds onto the cable with his prosthetic hand, but his grip fails and he falls into the transformer, electrocuting him to death. Jill and Joe stare at the leather prosthetic hanging from the cable.)
~ Jill Young facing Andrei Strasser as he aims his gun at her, but before he can shoot her, Joe grabs him and roars in Strasser's face before flinging him into a transformer, electrocuting him to death.
(Thrax attacks Ozzy as both are on Shane's false eyelash) (Thrax: Can you feel the heat, Jones? Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record, when I take down Frank's pretty little girl!) She ain't goin' down! (Thrax notices his claw is stuck on the false eyelash) You are! (Thrax: What?) (Thrax tries pulling his claw out of the falsie, but it's no good. Ozzy escapes just as the falsie falls out of Shane's eye and into a bottle of rubbing alcohol which dissolves Thrax, destroying him once and for all)
~ Osmosis Jones outsmarting Thrax by tricking him to clawing himself onto Shane's false eyelash, allowing the vile virus to fall to his death into a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
So you admit you stole my story? (Marty Wolf: Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! Ya happy now? I STOLE JASON SHEPHERD'S PAPER, AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! You know who's listening, pal, hmm? No one. And they never will. So for the last time give it up! Because I will never, ever, ever-- like never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever-- infinity-- tell the truth!) [blows a raspberry] 'Cause the truth's overrated, right? (Marty Wolf: That's right!) (Suddenly, a director yells AND CUT!) (Wolf sees multiple cameras who have recorded his confession) (Dusty the director rises from the chair) (Dusty Wong: I told you, Wolf. The only way to shoot this scene is from 12 different camera angles, with birds flying around. By the by, Confucius say, "Kastang! You're busted!" Rock and Roll, baby!) (Wolf runs to the edge of the building to see the whole film crew and press below him) (Joscelyn Davis: It's just like you wanted, Wolf. The press is all here!) (Wolf looks at his former assistant Monty Kirkham, ex-cheuffer Frank Jackson, Kaylee, and Jason's parents along with his boss and CEO Marcus Duncan, who is outraged by his plagiarism and Wolf nervously bites his lip) (Marcus Duncan, disgusted of what Marty has said: You stole the idea for this movie from a 13-year-old boy?) (Marty Wolf, nervously: He-he's 14.) (Marcus Duncan: This is the end of the line, Wolf. It's over.) (Wolf growls and turns back to Jason) Wolf, I wanna say thanks. You taught me a valuable lesson. The truth...it's not overrated. (Wolf starts laughing, then becomes enraged) (Marty Wolf: I am gonna...GET YOU, SHEPHERD!!!!) (Wolf chases Jason, who jumps off the building and lands safely on a stunt cushion, where his parents embrace him) (Harry Shepherd: You did all of this just to prove you weren't lying?) I wanted to earn your trust back Dad. (Harry Shepherd: Hey, you earned it buddy. You earned it.) (Jason and Harry hug together and Wolf still stands on the top of the building) (Marty Wolf: Hey! We got a movie to shoot. Huh? C'mon! Let's make some magic! The human hit factory is ready to roll! ) (Harry Shepherd: Let's go home.) (The crowd begins to leave.) (Marty Wolf: Hey, where do you think you're goin'? YOU CANNOT TURN YOUR BACKS ON ME! I'M MARTY WOLF! All right, fine! Fine! YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!) (Guy from Crowd: You suck, Marty!)
~ Jason Shepherd facing Marty Wolf as Wolf blurts out that he has stole Jason's paper and turned it into a theatrical film, thinking that no one heard it, but discovers that everybody, including Mr. Duncan has heard the entire confession on the camera, causing Wolf to be fired by Mr. Duncan, sending Wolf's career down the toilet.
(Sam corners Bugs at the Hoover Dam, guns in hand) (Sam: Ain't no place to run, cheater! It's all over but the shootin'!) (Bugs suddenly sees a slot machine.) Ooh, they think of everything. You have a quarter? (Sam: Yeah, I got a quarter, my last one... (shoves Bugs out of the way) ...and I'm playin' it myself!) (throws the coin into the machine, causing the wheels to spin until they read H-2-O, and then alarms sound.) (Sam: I WIN! I WIN! I-) (water runs over the wall of the dam. Sam screams as it consumes him. We then see Bugs at the top of the dam. His phone rings, and he answers it.) What's up, doc? (Sam: I hate you, rabbit.)
~ Bugs Bunny outsmarting Yosemite Sam in Hare and Loathing in Las Vegas.
(Russian squad leader: First person to move, first person to die.) (Xander slowly turns left, imitating a whirring machine.) I moved. (dances, even though there's no music.) I just moved again. I'm still alive. (Squad leader: Shut up, hero!) Alright, let's do this. (All the party goers draw guns on the Russians.) Okay, I actually have what you want. Pandora's Box. I got it right here. But you're wrong, though. Take it from me and you die first. Then Lt. Leningrad who thinks he's got your back... (Adele points her gun at the soldier behind the leader's back)...the two Ivans by the door... (Adele points to two soldiers by the door)... then Moscow Mule by the bar... (Adele points to another soldier by the bar) ...and then Igor on the stairs. See where we're going with this? But none of that matters, because like I said, if you take this from me, you die first. (Squad leader: I'll take it from you dead or alive. If you hold it too tight, I'll cut your arm off.) (Serena quietly draws a knife) Suit yourself. (throws a live grenade. Although the leader catches it and attempts to prevent it going off, Serena throws her knife at the soldier's wrist, causing him to drop the grenade and allow it to go off, killing him. The soldiers then attack the party goers, but Xander, Serena, Xiang, Talon and Hawk defeat most of them, while Nicks strangles a soldier with a cable. (Adele: Leningrad. (shoots her first target.) Hello, Ivan. (shoots one of her second targets.) Other Ivan. (shoots the other of her second targets. Talon subdues one of the Russians.) (Adele: Ooh, bye, Moscow Mule. (shoots her fourth target, then her fifth.) Igor. That's another one you owe me, X.) Read between the lines. (Xiang escapes on a motorbike with Pandora's Box.)
~ Xander Cage outsmarting a group of Russian soldiers.
(Pac-Man runs one way, only to face Ludlow.) (Ludlow: Nope.) (Pac-Man turns the opposite direction, only to face Brenner.) What's up? (Pac-Man turns right and sees Eddie driving towards him.) (Eddie: OH YEAH!) (drives into Pac-Man, disintegrating him for the first time. The military officers cheer.) (Cooper: Good one, Eddie.)
~ Sam Brenner, Ludlow Lamonsoff and Eddie Plant defeating Pac-Man's first life.
(Ludlow, having escaped his car, runs from Pac-Man.) (Ludlow: YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!) (Cooper: Ludlow, run! Pump your legs! Go, baby!) (Eddie broadsides Pac-Man with his car, disintegrating Pac-Man for the second time.) (Cooper: Attaboy, Eddie!) Ho-ho-ho, you just got fire-blasted, sucka!
~ Eddie Plant defeating Pac-Man's second life.
(Van Patten: Brenner, it's on you. There are still three other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.) I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen. (Cooper: Come on, Brenner.) (Brenner continues chasing Pac-Man.) (Van Patten: Brenner, he's leading you directly toward one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.) (It's too late. Pac-Man eats the pellet and Brenner's car turns blue. One. (starts reversing.) (Van Patten: What is he doing?) Two. (Van Patten: Dang it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up.) Three. You'll see your boy grow up yet. (reverses into a parking garage.) Four. (Van Patten: BRENNER, GET OUT! HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU!) Five. (reverses up a ramp onto the next floor.) Six... seven... eight... nine...(reverses through some bars, and ends up jumping from the garage onto another building, with Pac-Man inches from him.) Ten. (his car turns red again. Pac-Man bites it afterwards and then disintegrates for the last time. Van Patten, Cooper and his White House staff cheer while Brenner lands safely and gets out of the car.) (Cooper: YOU DID IT! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY!)
~ Sam Brenner defeating Pac-Man's third life.
(McCullen: Do you think she loved you? Do you imagine your life with her?) (Duke sees McCullen reaching behind him for a flamethrower.) All I know is, neither of you deserve her. (The Doctor: That's it. She dies!) DON'T DO IT, REX! (McCullen grabs the flamethrower and attempts to burn Duke with it, but Duke shoots the flamethrower with the plasma gun he is holding. The flamethrower explodes, burning McCullen and causing the Doctor to drop his computer screen, which he is using to control Ana's nanomites. Duke picks it up, and tries to free Ana, while the Doctor escapes.) Come on. (Ana regains consciousness with a loud gasp.) I'm gonna get you out of here. (McCullen: NOOO!) (The Doctor: (wraps his arm around McCullen's neck) Get up. You're coming with me.)
~ Duke outsmarting James McCullen/Destro and the Doctor to save the redeemed Baroness.
(Sylvester: Those birds have got to be somewhere on that stupid supersonic plane.) (Ticket Taker: We do have one extra ticket if you want to come to London that badly, sir.) (Sylvester: (takes the ticket and runs away.) I'm flying to London! (As the plane takes off, Sylvester rampages through luggage, only to get surprised when he looks out of his window.) What in the-) So long, Puddy! See you in London! (Aoogah lets out a Horn Scream. Sylvester displays his Wanted Poster and bangs on the plane window, screaming.)
~ Tweety and Aoogah leaving Sylvester on a Concorde.
(Kaufmann: But now, I'm afraid, Mr Bond, that our little- OW, STAMPER! Stop yelling in my ear, ja?) (Stamper: Sir, they can't get into the car.) (Kaufmann: You can't be serious. Did you call the Autoklub?) (Stamper: Do you want to call them? Make him tell you how to open it.) (Kaufmann: OK, I ask. (pauses) This is very embarrassing. It seems there is a red box in your car. They can't get to it. They want me to make you unlock the car. I feel like an idiot. I don't know what to say. I am to torture you if you don't do it.) Do you have a doctorate in that, too? (Kaufmann: Oh no, this is more like a hobby, but I'm very gifted.) Oh, I believe you. My cellphone opens the car. (Kaufmann: No, no, Mr Bond, I'll do it, ja?) Recall 3, send. (Kaufmann takes Bond's cellphone, then presses a button, only to activate its security system and electrocute himself. Bond then rushes to Kaufmann and forces his own gun on him.) (Kaufmann: Wait! I'm just a professional doing a job.) Me too. (Bond shoots Kaufmann.)
~ James Bond tricking Dr. Kaufmann into electrocuting himself, then killing him in Tomorrow Never Dies.
(Aladdin reaches the Hand of Midas idol) (Aladdin: See? It pays to have a junior partner.) Be careful. Don't touch the golden hand! (Aladdin grabs the Hand by its bronze handle and pries it from the stone) (Aladdin: Heads up!) ((Aladdin throws the Hand to Cassim. Cassim catches it in his cape. It turns to gold. Cassim laughs with triumph) The Hand of Midas! (the cave suddenly begins to flood) Time to go, Aladdin! (Suddenly, Sa'Luk jumps down from an upper level, tackling Aladdin) (Sa'Luk: Nobody's going anywhere! Give the Hand of Midas to me, Cassim, or your son dies!) Sa'Luk, your battle is with me!) (Aladdin: Don't worry, Dad, I can take him alone.) But you're not alone...not anymore. You want the Hand of Midas, Sa'Luk? TAKE IT!) (tosses the Hand to Sa'Luk, who catches it by the golden part) (Sa'Luk: The Hand of Midas is MINE! [laughs] And also, the life of your brat!...What are you staring at? [Sa'Luk realizes he caught the Hand by the golden part] No! NO! NO! AAAH!...)(Too late, Sa'Luk transforms into a golden statue. He falls into the water and sinks to the bottom of the treasure chamber.)
~ Cassim tossing the Hand of Midas to Sa'Luk, who catches it by the gold hand itself (instead of the bronze handle) and is thus turned into a golden statue for all eternity.
(Martha Jones has been brought onboard the Master's flagship, the Valiant, where her family is being held captive, along with the Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness) Master: Your teleport device, in case you thought I'd forgotten. (Martha throws it to him) Master: And now... kneel. (She does so) Master: Down below, the fleet is ready to launch- 200,000 ships set to burn across the universe. Are we ready? Voice: The fleet awaits your signal! Rejoice! Master: 3 minutes to align the black-hole converters! Counting down! I never could resist a ticking clock. My children, are you ready?! Toclafane: We will fly and blaze and slice. We will fly and blaze and slice. Master: And zero, to mark this day, the child Martha Jones, will die. My first blood. Any last words? No. Such a disappointment, this one, Doctor. Days of old, you had companions who could absorb the Time Vortex. This one's useless. Bow your head. And so it falls to me, as master of all, to this day, establish a new order of Time Lords. From this day forward-(Suddenly, Martha starts laughing) Master: What- What's so funny? Martha: A gun? Master: What about it? Martha: A gun in four parts? Master: Yes, and I destroyed it. Martha: A gun in four parts scattered across the world? I mean, come on, did you really believe that? Master: What do you mean? Doctor: As if I would ask her to kill. Master: Oh, well, it doesn't matter. I've got her exactly where I want her. Martha: But I knew what Professor Docherty would do. The resistance knew about her son. I told her about the gun so she'd get me here at the right time. Master: But you're still going to die. Martha: Don't you want to know what I was doing travelling the world? Master: Tell me. Martha: I told a story. That's all. No weapons, just words. I did just what the Doctor said. I travelled across the continents all on my own and, everywhere I went, I found the people and I told them my story. I told them about the Doctor, and I told them to pass it on so that everyone would know about the Doctor. Master: Faith and hope? That's all? Martha (Stands up as she talks) : No, because I gave them an instruction. Just as the Doctor said, I told them that if everyone thinks of one word at one specific time- Master: Nothing will happen! Is that your weapon? A prayer? Martha: Right across the world, one word, just one thought at one moment, but with 15 satellites. Master: What? Jack: The Archangel Network. Martha: A telepathic field. binding the whole human race together, with all of them, every single one of them, thinking the same thing at the same time and that word is Doctor. ( the countdown reaches 0 and the Doctor suddenly starts transforming.) Master: Stop it. No, no, no, no, you don't. (Despite his words, everyone keeps chanting Doctor) Doctor: I've had a whole year to tune myself into the psychic network and integrate with its matrices. (Seconds later, his body is fully restored and he has become some sort of God) One thing you can't do is stop them thinking. Tell me the human race is degenerate now when they can do this!
~ Martha reveals that the 'gun in four parts' story was just a ruse and that she actually told everyone about the Doctor in order to turn the Archangel Network against the Master, restoring the Doctor and foiling the Master's plans.
(Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes are on a plane with Irene Adler, discussing the contents of her phone) Mycroft: We have people who can get into this. Irene: I tested that theory. I let Sherlock Holmes try it for six months. Sherlock, dear, tell him what you found when you x-rayed my camera phone. Sherlock: There are four additional units wired inside the casing. I suspect containing acid or a small amount of explosive. Any attempt to open the case will burn the hard drive. Irene: Explosive. It's more me. Mycroft: Some data is always recoverable. Irene: Take that risk. Mycroft: You have a passcode to open this. I deeply regret to say we have people who can extract it from you. Irene; Sherlock. Sherlock: There will be two passcodes, one to open the phone, one to burn the drive. Even under duress, you can't know which one she's given you and there would be no point in a second attempt. Irene: He's good, isn't he? I should have him on a leash. In fact, I might. Mycroft: We destroy this, then no-one has the information. Irene: Fine. Good idea. Unless there are lives of British citizens depending on the information you're about to burn. Mycroft: Are there? Irene: Telling you would be playing fair. I'm not playing anymore. (hands Mycroft a page) A list of my requests and some ideas about my protection once they're granted. I'd say it wouldn't blow much of a hole in the wealth of a nation, but then I'd be lying. (Mycroft reads the requests) Irene: I imagine you'd like to sleep on it? Mycroft: Thank you. Yes. Irene: Too bad. Off you go and talk to people. Mycroft (sighing): You've been very thorough. I wish our lot were half as good as you. Irene: I can't take all the credit. I had a bit of help. (to Sherlock) Oh, Jim Moriarty sends his love. Mycroft: Yes, he's been in touch. He seems desperate for my attention, which I'm sure can be arranged. Irene: I had all this stuff, never knew what to do with it. Thank God for the consulting criminal. Gave me a lot of advice on how to play the Holmes boys. Do you know what he calls you? The Iceman and the Virgin. Didn't even ask for anything. I think he just likes to cause trouble. Now that's my kind of man. Mycroft: And here you are, the dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees. Nicely played. Sherlock: No. Irene: Sorry? Sherlock: I said no. Very, very close, but no. You got carried away. The game was too elaborate. You were enjoying yourself too much. Irene: No such thing as 'too much'. Sherlock: Oh, enjoying the thrill of the chase is fine. Craving the distraction of the game, I sympathize entirely. But sentiment. Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. Irene: Sentiment? What are you talking about? Sherlock: You. Irene: Oh dear god, look at the poor man. You don't actually think I was interested in you? Why? Because you're the great Sherlock Holmes? The clever detective in the funny hat? Sherlock: No. (whispers in her ear) Because I took your pulse. Elevated. Your pupils: dilated. (takes Irene's phone) I imagine John Watson thinks love is a mystery to me but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. When we first met you told me that disguise is always a self portrait-how true of you. The combination to your safe: your measurements. But this-(turns on her phone) this is far more intimate. This is your heart. (puts in the first character) And you should never let it rule your head. You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you worked for. (puts in the second character) But you just couldn't resist it, could you? I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. (puts in the third character) Thank you for the final proof. Irene: Everything I said, it's not real. (gulps) I was just playing the game. Shrelock: I know. (puts in the last character) And this is just losing. (The phone reads I AM SHER-LOCKED) Sherlock (to Mycroft): There you are, brother. I hope the contents make up for any inconvenience I may have caused you tonight. Mycroft: I'm certain they will. Sherlock: If you're feeling kind, lock her up. Otherwise, let her go. I doubt she'll survive long without her protection. Irene: Are you expecting me to beg?! Sherlock: Yes. Irene: Please. You're right. I won't even last six months. Sherlock: Sorry about dinner.
~ Sherlock Holmes uses the knowledge of Irene Adler's feelings for him to crack the code of her phone, defeating her and leaving her defenseless.
(Kai glares at Po and his giant translucent dragon avatar) (Kai: It took me 500 years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me 500 more! (Po makes "chit-chat" gestures; his dragon avatar mimics the movement) Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chit-chat! (Furious, Kai charges at Po, who begins to charge his chi energy. Behind him, the dragon curls into a Yin Yang.) You want my Chi so bad? Then take it! (Po pushes his hands at Kai, and the chi dragon zooms into the yak's chest. Kai beams) (Kai: Yes! The power... is MINE! [the jade pendants, the chi he has collected from the Masters, begin to break away from him] Wait! No! It's too much! It's TOO MUCH!! NO! UGH!! [Kai begins to glow, overloaded with power, as the pendant of Oogway floats away from him] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!')(a beaming light engulfs Kai, ending his terror.)
~ Po defeating Kai by overloading him with chi, causing the evil yak to be obliterated into a bright light, being destroyed by the very same power he sought to obtain.
(Sulley: I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl OK?) (Sulley places Boo in her bed. He turns around and sees Waternoose enter though the door!) (Waternoose: This has gone far enough, James!) (Sulley: She's home now! Just leave her alone!) (Waternoose: I can't do that! She's seen too much! You BOTH have!) (Sulley: It doesn't have to be this way!) (Waternoose: I have no choice! Times have changed! Scaring isn't enough anymore!) (Sulley: But kidnapping children?!) (Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die! And I'll silence ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY!) (Waternoose knocks Sulley aside and lunges at Boo.) (Sulley: NO!) (Waternoose grabs Boo...only to find the simulation robot child instead.) (Child Robot: Goodnight, Mom.) (Waternoose: Huh? W-w-what?) (Computer: Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.) (The walls come up with Mike and the CDA behind the monitors; They are in the simulation room.) Well, I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I'VE spotted several big mistakes. (Waternoose: B-but...H-How'd you--) You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we? (Waternoose: [on tape repeatedly] I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!) (Waternoose: What?) (Waternoose stares in disbelief as Mike records his confession, while the CDA exchange glances. Boo peeks out from behind the simulation bed.) (Sulley: Shh.) (Boo: Shh. [slinks back behind the bed]) (CDA Agent: I'll get him. Alright, come with us, sir.) (Two agents grab Warternoose by the arms and drag him away.) (Waternoose: What-what are you doing? Take your hands off me! You can't arrest me! I hope you're happy, Sullivan! You've destroyed this company! MONSTERS, INC. IS DEAD! Where will everyone get their screams now?! The energy crisis will only get worse BECAUSE OF YOU!) (The door slams as Waternoose is forced out of the room))
~ Mike and Sulley tricking Waternoose into exposing his plot, making the CDA turn on Waternoose and arrest him.
(As the Timber Wolf tries to kill the Cougar cubs, he turns his head and Benji barks. Benji jumps onto the Timber Wolf's back and he yelps in pain. The Timber Wolf snarls at Benji and Benji barks at him, prompting the Timber Wolf to chase him. Benji and the Timber Wolf run through the woods and then up a grassy hill. The Timber Wolf catches up to Benji and pulls him as Benji yelps. The Timber Wolf jumps at Benji, but Benji dodges his attack and the chase continues. Benji arrives at the cliff and hides under a bush. The Timber Wolf arrives and jumps over the bush, leading him to fall off the cliff. The Timber Wolf howls as Benji watches him disappear from view.)
~ Benji tricking the Timber Wolf into falling to his death from a cliff.
(PIA: Rash, the audience is waiting.) I... (Zitz: Don't do it, Rash.) (UTO and PIA tied and gagged Zitz and Pimple with their magic like they did to the Dark Queen.) (PIA: Kill her!) (UTO: Kill her!) (PIA: KILL HER!) Okay... But, tied up and powerless? Come on, that's too easy. Give me a real challenge by restoring the Queen's powers. You'd like to see me fight a fully-powered-up Queen, right? C'mon, you're with me, right? (The audience cheers to Rash.) Topes, babes, you're not gonna upset trillions of home viewers, are ya? Who knows what they're thinking about you, themselves, full galactic rebellion... (PIA: Okay, okay, you twisted my head-piece.) (PIA unties and restores the Dark Queens powers with his zap powers.) (PIA: Now, kill her. Or else.) (The Topian cops holds their weapons by not letting Rash and the Dark Queen escape.) Okay, audiences, say my catch phrase with me! One, two, three... PUUUNCH! (Dark Queen uses her tornado power and caught Rash. And then Rash punches the cops away along with the Dark Queen. The audiences were surprised. Dark Queen ended the tornado fight along with Rash and unties Zitz and Pimple with her magic.) (UTO: Rash, you little double-crosser!) (PIA: Wait, it could be a triple-cross.) Sorry, Topians. You fooled me once, and I won't let you do it again. (Pimple: You mean, "any more".) (Zitz: Yeah, you were fully brainwashed.) Can we focus on the cool thing I just did with the Queen? It hurt. (Dark Queen: Sorry. I'm a bit rusty.) (UTO: They're bantering. It's not a triple-cross! ZAP!) (UTO uses his zap power to kill the Dark Queen but she uses her shield power by not getting killed. But, it accidentally hit the floor where the Battletoads and the Dark Queen were standing and they fell.) (PIA: Oh, great. Look what you did to the floor? (to the guards) Follow them down and attack!)
~ Rash tricking the Topians, UTO and PIA into not trusting their distractions to kill the Dark Queen and letting them rule the galaxy.

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