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Melmac was the natal planet of ALF. Melmacians were characterized as being short, furry creatures who have advanced age longevity and multiple stomachs. Melmac was very much like Earth but it was oddly shaped, it orbited a purple sun and had two moons, green skies and blue grass. However, ALF claimed on Earth that Melmac had an orange sky and green clouds.

Melmac was destroyed due to nuclear war. After his home planet exploded, ALF wandered through space for a year before crash-landing on Earth.

Melmac was run by the Imperial Intergalactic Trade Federation. Due to nuclear war, the Imperial Federation enforced the laws of the surrounding planets, Melmac, Alvin, Alvin Heights, Dave(Object Kowal & Chiron), and Pluto; also, possibly, Mars. The Federation signed the Intergalactic Imperious Constitution, but due to the destruction of Melmac, the Federation enacted a new Imperious Constitution. This forbade Melmacian starships to leave a Federation-controlled section of the galaxy. ALF became an outlaw, whom the Federation pursued; he sneakily swept down to Earth to avoid persecution, only to have his ship crash-land there.

Calendar[]

A year on Melmac consisted of 364 days excluding Sundays, 386 days if Sundays were included.

The twelve Melmacian months were: Harble, Tarble, Goruff, Kilmerl, Gagg, Orring, Barp, Twangle, Fanfan, Nathinganger, Anerva, and Fibble.

History[]

By A.D. 3, Melmac was owned under a government policy of the then new Trade Federation.

In A.D. 5, The Federation enacted, signed, and ratified the first constitution.

In A.D. 6, the first prince was elected to the throne.

In 172, Melmacian Water Trumps ceased to be considered legal in nearby cities or to be concerned as pets or tree plants, and it ceased to be legal to own one.

In 345, the Melmacian Cockroach was discovered.

In 578, one of Melmac's neighboring planets, Gwegon, was invaded by Torks. The Federation declared war on Aktoerk, the main planet supplying these creatures, ultimately starting a huge war, which Melmacians of Gordon Shumway's time learned about in their history books as Galactic War I. In 1243, the war ended.

In 1298, the Gwegonians declared war on Melmac, and the Second Galactic Warbegan. In 1306, that war ended.

In 1633, Bart Humphery's front lawn was proclaimed a national treasure.

In 1736, Green Beans were given the right to vote.

In 1847, Melmacians began using the word "weenie." Gordon Shumway never explained its Melmacian etymology to the Tanner family when he commenced to live with them and received the nickname of "ALF."

Reginald J. Shank was the first Melmacian to whistle.

Melmacians were unable to pronounce the word "Ohio" until 1956.

In 1923, Melmac won its first blue medal in the intergalactic Olympics for freestyle fainting and guppy chucking.

In 1902, Melmac set a galactic record in the exporting of over two million wind-up brassieres.

In 1980, The Federation declared a nuclear war, "Galactic War III," on the Andromedian Revolt Society, a rebel group on Torkwrish, another planet that was a combatant in the first war.

In 1986, Melmac unexploded, the Federation ordered the signing of the second Constitution, and the war ended.

Presumably in 1990,ALF's friends Skip and Rhonda explained that Melmacians had bought a new planet on which they could live. The new planet was already inhabited, so Melmacians negotiated with the native aliens on the planet. ALF said this when he decoded the message sent in the series finale "Consider Me Gone".

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