Don't Touch That

"Don't Touch That" is a song from the animated show Danger Rangers.

Lyrics[]

Burble: See that box of detergent under the sink?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Sully: That ammonia bottle that looks like something to drink?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Burble: All them chemicals you can reach

Like laundry soap and chlorine bleach.

Sully: If it's poison, and it could hurt you, what do you do?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Kitty: If you drink some lye, you die, so what do you do?

Fallbot: Don't touch that.

Gabriela: What about acid, arsenic, oil, or glue?

Fallbot: Don't touch that.

Kitty: Stuff you swallow or chew or lick

hat make your stomach get really sick...

Squeaky: And put you in the hospital. What do you do?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Burble: You can touch your playthings

And stuff inside your room,

Like books and toys

For girls and boys

When it's something you consume,

Kitty: You can eat those milk and cookies,

That veggie, fruit, or nut

Sully: Burgers, fries,

Apple pies,

All: Cake and candy, but...

Burble: When it comes to stuff you find in your garage...

Fallbot: Don't touch that

Sully: A can of paint with a lid you might dislodge.

Fallbot: Don't touch that

Kitty: Really stuff inside a jar

That's used to grease and lube the car

Squeaky: You find it, never mind it

What do you do?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Burble: When Socrates drank hemlock, what did he learn?

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Squeaky: What did he say when that poison started to burn?

Fallbot: I shouldn't have drank that!

Squeaky: When Romeo poked that poison, see,

And Juliet woke and said...

Kitty: Oh, gee!

Romeo, wherefore art thou? What did you do?

Fallbot: I shouldn't have took that!

Kitty: You can eat that ice cream

You can drink that glass of juice.

Burble: Have salad greens,

Pork and beans,

And a great, big, chocolate mousse.

Sully: But those cleansers under the sink are none of your biz.

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Gabriela: Or a bottle of stuff, and you don't know what it is.

Fallbot: Don't touch that!

Kitty: Turpentine and antifreeze.

Burble: You just say, "No, thank you, please

I'm stayin' out of danger."

Kitty: Be a "heads-up" Danger Ranger.

Fallbot: But if someone tries to grab my channel changer,

I'll tell 'em, "Hey! Don't touch that!"