"Danville for Niceness" is a song sung by all of Danville through the WJOP TV when the whole city is branded "naughty" in "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!".
Lyrics[]
Episode version[]
Phineas: Everybody's saying we're naughty,
It's getting really hard to take.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: So we've come to let the whole world know there must have been a mistake.
Baljeet Tjinder: So if Santa and his elves can hear us,
We hope we've been clear and concise.
Buford Van Stomm: In the verses vice versus us.
Baljeet: Vice versa: us versus vice.
Everyone: Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
Guaranteed!
Blay'n: Danville. What's he talking about?
Clewn't: Let me see that list of last minute naughties.
Blay'n: They're all from the same place.
Clewn't: Hmmm. We've got to get to the bottom of this....
Everyone (While Clewn't and Blay'n talk):
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice.
Album version[]
Phineas: Everybody's saying we're naughty,
It's getting really hard to take.
Isabella: So we've come to let the whole world know there must have been a mistake.
Baljeet: So if Santa and his elves can hear us,
We hope we've been clear and concise.
Buford: In the verses vice versus us.
Baljeet: Vice versa: us versus vice.
Everyone: Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
Guaranteed!
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice.
Can't you see?
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
You've got to see
Danville is very nice