Animaniacs

Animaniacs is the titular song that opens every episode of Animaniacs (with the exception of episodes 65 and 83).

Lyrics[]

The Warners: It's time for Animaniacs!

And we're zany to the max!

So just sit back and relax.

You'll laugh 'til you collapse.

We're Animaniacs!

Yakko and Wakko: Come join the Warner Brothers...

Dot: And the Warner Sister, Dot!

The Warners: Just for fun we run

Around the Warner movie lot.

They lock us in the tower

Whenever we get caught.

But we break loose

And then vamoose

And now you know the plot.

We're Animaniacs!

Dot is cute and Yakko yaks,

Wakko packs away the snacks

While Bill Clinton plays the sax. (Season 1)

We've got wisecracks by the stacks. (Season 2)

We pay tons of income tax. (Seasons 3-5)

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain

Who want to rule the universe. (Seasons 1-2, sporadically in Seasons 3-5)

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff,

Say hi to Hello Nurse (Seasons 3-5)

Goodfeathers flock together,

Slappy whacks them with her purse

Buttons chases Mindy,

While Rita sings a verse

The writers flipped,

We have no script!

Why bother to rehearse?

All: We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts!

We're zany to the max!

There's baloney in our slacks!

We're Animani-

Totally insane-y!

Dot: Here's the show's name-y

The Warners: An-i-man-i-acs!!!!

Those are the facts!