Kick My Way Into Her Heart



"Kick My Way Into Her Heart" is a song that appears in Heinz Doofenshmirtz's flashback as he could do a kickball to impress his mother.

Lyrics
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see, Perry the Platypus, throughout my childhood, my mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball. You know, I think-I think this is best expressed through a song.

My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball, and my brother was an expert from the start. But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test, I couldn't kick my way right into her heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!

Love Händel: Oh yeah. He tried playing rugby, and soccer and football, He tried kick the can and even martial arts. But even with this dedication, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I still got no coordination. Love Händel: He couldn't kick his way right into her heart. Oh yeah. Goodnight, Gimmelshtump!