Zuckerman's Famous Pig

Lyrics
He's…some pig…some pig Some terrific, radiant, humble pig He is some pig Oh wow look at him now Zuckerman's famous pig Sooey, what do you see The greatest hog in history Fine swine wish he was mine What if he's not so big He's some terrific, radiant, humble Thingamajig of a fine phenomenon

My land isn't it grand Zuckerman's famous pig Golly, you got to agree He's a real celebrity

Fine swine, wish he was mine What if he's not so big? He's some terrific radiant, humble Thingamajig pig The terrific….radiant… (Humble x2) Zuckerman's x5 Zuckerman's famous pig