The Histeria! March

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Now's the time to watch Histeria! Just like people in Bulgaria It's a show that's beyond comparia Comedy, history, with imbecility! (Duh) Here's Father Time, no one's hairier Big Fat Baby's smell might scare ya Loud Kiddington's yell will bury ya Have a blast in the past With our screwy cast! Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka, and Toast And Miss Info...and here's Froggo World's Oldest Woman chases the host On Histeria! in stereo Through time and space our crew is gonna race History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face Through centuries we'll meet celebrities We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase From Sumeria to Siberia We will carry ya if necessary-a Just to share-ia a crazy area Of antiquaria on Histeria! We swear-ia, and declaria! Extrordinaria, is Histeria So preparia for hilaria We dare ya to watch Histeria! 🎼