Everybody Knows Juanita

"Everyone Knows Juanita" is is a song from the Walt Disney Pictures/Pixar film Coco. It is performed by Héctor, which he sings to Chicharrón in exchange for the latter giving the former the latter's guitar.

Lyrics
Héctor: Well, everyone knows Juanita Her eyes each a different color Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in And her...knuckles, they drag on the floor

Chicharrón: Those aren't the words!

Héctor: There are children present Her hair is like a brier She stands in a bow-legged stance And if I weren't so ugly She'd possibly give me a chance