Dealing with Bullies

"Enough is enough, and it's time to kick some meanies' asses."

- Rebecca Brayton introducing Watchmojo.com's Top 10 Dealing With Bullies Scenes in Movies.

When a bully torments the hero/heroine or someone he/she loves, someone has to take a stand. This usually happens for these reasons:
 * To protect a loved one/friend
 * To defend oneself
 * To win a lady's heart

Noteworthy Examples

 * Mufasa puts Shenzi, Banzai and Ed in their place to save his son.
 * Peter Parker succeeds in beating Flash Thompson in a fight, courtesy of a radioactive spider's bite.
 * Agent Harry Hart subdues Rottweiler and his gang after they threaten Gary "Eggsy" Unwin.
 * When Smitty and his gang torment Dumbo, Mrs. Jumbo gives him a good spanking and drives the bullies away.
 * Gosalyn Mallard beats the bully Tank Muddlefoot to defend her friend Honker
 * When Scut Farkus torments Ralphie Parker and his buddies, our hero goes nuclear and savagely attacks Scut, all the while spouting profanities.
 * Yugi Muto has dealt with bullies many times before the anime series begins
 * Just as Gaston is about to kill the Beast, Belle's love for him drives him to put the villain in his place.
 * Judy Hopps stands up to Gideon Grey to save innocent children.
 * Thomas stands up to Diesel 10 to save Lady, and stands up to Vinnie to save Phillip.
 * Darkwing Duck stands up to Negaduck to save his friends
 * Kirito stands up to greedy King Oberon who threating him.
 * Bambi stands up to Ronno to win Faline's heart.
 * Balto stands up to Steele in a bid to save the sick children of Nome.
 * Will Hunting puts Clark in his place to win Skylar's heart.
 * Spejson dealing with Cieślak for bullying Wojtas
 * When Draco Malfoy torments Hermione Granger for her heritage, our heroine initially prepares to off him with her wand, but instead punches him in the schnozz, sending him and his gang running for the hills.
 * Courtesy of Marty McFly's courage, George McFly stands up to Biff Tannen and knocks him out with a swift punch to save his lady love.
 * Hubie stands up to Drake in his place to win Marina's love.
 * Woody, aided by the Mutant Toys, stand up to Sid Phillips to save Buzz Lightyear.
 * Beethoven scares the bullies away who were trying to bullying Ted Newton.
 * Linus Van Pelt stands up to a bully that makes fun of Janice Emmons for being bald and having cancer.
 * When Biff Tannen is tormenting Loraine Baines, George McFly punches Biff in the face knocking him out and thus saving Loraine.
 * Mr. Miyagi stands up to John Lawrence and his crew to save Daniel LaRusso.
 * Mr. Han Stands up to Cheng to save Dre Parker.
 * Lucas Nickle and the other kids stand up to the bully Steve after Lucas regrows from his experience in the anthill.
 * Glenn Quagmire deal with Jeffery "Jeff" Fecalman to protect his sister.
 * The Hunchback of Nowhere stands up to Eustace Bagge when he starts picking on Courage.
 * Mrs. Bill appears in the crocodile exhibit she punches Sir Claude to save her son Blinky Bill.
 * Gordie pulls out a handgun and threatens Ace to shoot him unless he backs down along with his gang, in order to protect his friends from serious harm from Ace.
 * After Lennie kept on hearing George and the others to fight back against Curley, who was beating him up, he grabs Curley by the fist and severely damaged it.
 * Bruce Nolan gets his payback on the street thugs who pummeled him earlier by using his new godly powers to make a monkey literally come out of the leader's butt, then he scares the others away by breathing hornets at them.

Quotes
"(While the animals confront Mr. Fox, Beaver's son towers over Ash like a giant.) (Beaver's Son: We don't like you and we hate your dad. Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.) (Ash: I'm not gonna eat mud.) (Beaver's Son: C*** yeah, you are.) (Beaver's son grabs a wad of mud and smears it on Ash's face. With that, Kristofferson takes off his sneakers.) Don't do that. (Beaver's Son: Why did you take your shoes off?) (firmly) So I don't break your nose when I kick it. (Kristofferson brings down the bully with karate moves. Beaver's son walks away, sobbing.)"

- Kristofferson standing up to Beaver's son to protect Ash. "Do you like apples? (Clark: Yeah.) (Will slams a post-it with Skylar's number on the bar window.) Well, I got her number. How do you like THEM apples?"

- Will Hunting standing up to Clark to win Skylar's heart.

"(After hula class, the students run out the door cheering, but Lilo and Stitch slowly step out. Lilo is looking at the paper announcing the hula contest when a mocking voice rings out.) (Mertle: Hey, Lilo.) (Lilo and her friend turn around. Sure enough, it's Mertle Edmonds, who is strutting over to them.) (Mertle, arrogantly: Maybe your dog can take a picture of ME, when I win the competition.) How do you know YOU'RE gonna win? (Mertle: I think it's pretty well known that I'M the best dancer in the seven-year-old division.) I don't know. I think maybe, I can win. (Mertle: HELLO-O?! You're a stinky dancer, and anything that YOU come up with is gonna be stinky.) AAARGH! (Lilo prepares to lunge at Mertle, but Stitch holds her back, grabbing her by the arm.) (Stitch: M-m-m.) (Mertle, mockingly: You'll never be like your mom.) (With that, Lilo and Stitch gasp.) (Mertle: NEVER.) (Lilo's eyes narrow.) (Stitch: Okay.) (Breathing fire, Lilo throws down her headdress.) THAT'S it. (As Lilo marches up to her rival, Stitch pulls out his camera.) (Stitch: Smile!) (Stitch takes pictures of Lilo fighting Mertle...that is, until the hula coach steps in to break it up.)"

- Lilo standing up to Mertle Edmonds after she makes fun of her mother.

"(Rottweiler and his thugs enter the pub) (Rottweiler: What the fuck are you doing here? You taking the piss?) Some more examples of young men who simply need a silver suppository? (Eggsy: No, these are exceptions. come on.) Nonsense, we haven't finished our drinks (Rottweiler and his thugs come over to their table) (Poodle: After you nicked his car, Dean says you're fair game. And he don't give a shit what your mum says.) Um, listen boys, I have had a rather emotional day so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, i'd appreciate it enormously if you could leave us in peace until I've finished this lovely pint of Guinness (Rottweiler: You should get out the way Granddad or you'll get hurt a lot.) (Eggsy: He ain't joking, you should go.) (Harry gets up, places his glass on the table and starts to leave) Excuse me, excuse me (Poodle:If you're looking for another rent boy, they're on the corner of Smith's Street) (Harry approaches the front door and locks it) Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson (with his umbrella hook, Harry grabs a glass and swings it to Rotweiller's head, knocking him out) Are we going to stand around all day, or are we going to fight?"

- Harry Hart standing up to Rottweiler and his thugs "(George McFly walks up to Biff's car, where the fiend is trying to rape Lorraine. He opens the door.) Hey, you...get your damn hands off... (Biff, turning around: I think you got the wrong car, McFly.) (Lorraine: George, help me! Please!) (Biff, still clutching (Lorraine: Just turn around, McFly, and walk away.) (Lorraine: Please, George.) (Biff: Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it.) (Lorraine whimpers, and George narrows his eyes.) (firmly) No, Biff. You leave her alone. (Biff, eyes burning: All right, McFly.) (He pushes Lorraine aside and stands above George.) (Biff: You're asking for it...and now you're going to get it.) (George throws a punch, but Biff grabs his arm, preparing to snap it like a twig.) (Lorraine: Biff, stop it! Biff, you'll break his arm! Biff, no!) (George gasps in pain. After the nightclub staff free Marty, he runs to the rescue.) (Lorraine: You're gonna break his arm! (now angry) Biff! Biff, leave him alone! Let him go! Let him go!) (She tries to attack the bully, who pushes her aside. Biff laughs maliciously, but George's hand curls into a fist and he lunges, knocking him out with a swift punch. As Marty runs over, George looks over at his true love.) Are you okay? (He takes Lorraine's hand and they embrace.)"

- George McFly, influenced by Marty's courage, standing up to Biff Tannen to save Lorraine.

"Get your filthy flippers off my girl!"

- Hubie standing up to Drake to save Marina.

"If you ever come near my son again..."

- Mufasa owning the hyenas to save Simba.

"Get your paws off my son!"

- Mrs. Bill appears and punches Sir Claude save her son Blinky Bill

"(Young Judy notices Gideon Grey and his lackey, Travis, intimidating a group of kids and pokes her head out from behind a box.) (Gideon: Give me your tickets right now, or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt!) (Gideon roughly shoves a small black lamb.) (Girl Lamb: Ow! Cut it out, Gideon!) (Gideon swipes some tickets from the sheep's hands.) (Gideon, mockingly: Baa, baa! What are you gonna do, cry?) Hey! (Judy steps in to protect the kids.) You heard her. Cut it out. (Gideon: Nice costume, loser. What kind of crazy world are you living in where you think a bunny can be a cop?) (firmly) Kindly return my friend's tickets. (Gideon: Come and get 'em. But watch out, 'cause I'm a fox. Like you said in your dumb little stage play, us predators used to EAT prey! And our killer instincts are still in our "denna.") (Travis: Uh, I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced DNA.) (Gideon, giving Travis a sharp push: Don't tell me what I know, Travis.) You don't scare me, Gideon! (Suddenly, without warning, Gideon knocks Judy to the ground! The kids cry out and gasp.) (Gideon: Scared now?) (Travis: Look at her nose twitch.) (The bully, smiling maliciously, towers over Judy.) (Gideon: Cry, little baby bunny! Cry!) (Judy bravely kicks Gideon in the face, knocking him backward. The children gasp and Gideon rubs his sore tooth.) (Gideon: Oh, you don't know when to quit, do ya?) (SHWINK! Claws sprout from Gideon's fingers. Judy gasps. With an ugly snarl, the fox raises his arm and swipes at Judy, ripping a gash in her right cheek! The kids gasp once again and Gideon pins Judy to the ground.) (Gideon: I want you to remember this moment: The next time you think you will be ANYTHING more than just a stupid, carrot-farming dumb bunny!) (He lets Judy go and he and, with a mean laugh, walks off with Travis. As soon as the bullies are out of earshot, the kids run over to Judy, who is still wounded.) (Boy Lamb: That was bad.) (Girl Lamb: Are you okay, Judy?) (Judy pulls herself up.) Yeah, I'm okay. (She pulls out the tickets Gideon had stolen and gives it to the girl lamb.) Here you go. (Girl Lamb: Wow! You got our tickets!) (Boy Sheep: You're awesome, Judy.) (Girl Lamb: Yeah, that Gideon Grey doesn't know what he's talking about!) Well, he was right about one thing. (Judy stands tall and places her police hat on her head.) I don't know when to quit."

- Young Judy Hopps standing up to Gideon Grey to defend her friends.

"(Sid's trying to wipe his feet off after stepping into poop) (Sid: Eww! It makes me so... I wanna... Yuck. This has definitely not been my day. [In his disgusted haste, he inadvertently wipes his feet on the salad of Carl and Frank, who look at him with chagrin] Y'know what I'm sayin', buddy? And what a mess. (he begins shaking his foot to get the poo off, unknowingly flicking it into Carl's face) Y'know, you rhinos have really tiny brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact. No offense. You probably don't even know what I'm talkin' about. (chuckles) Oh, yummo! (plucks up the dandelion) A dandelion! Must be the last one of the season! (eats it) Mmm...mmm!) (Frank: Carl!) (Carl: Easy, Frank.) (Frank: He ruined our salad.) (Sid: Huh? (notices what he's standing on, jumps up in alarm and backs away; apologetic) Oh, my goodness! That was my mistake! Now, let me make it up to... (Sid trips over a log, he crawls on all fours while Carl and Frank slowly but menacingly walk towards him) No, no, seriously! L-L-Let me take care of this! Wha-what is this? Pine cones! Oh, my goodness! They're my favorite! (Sid hesitantly takes a bite out of the pine cone.) Mmm. Delicious. Ow! That's um... uh, good eating. But don't let me hog 'em all up, oh, no! Here, you have some! Tasty, isn't it? (Sid force-feeds Carl the pine cone. Carl growls in anger) Bon appetite!) (Sid starts to run) (Frank: Now?) (They watch the sloth flee.) (Carl: Now!) (Carl and Frank give chase. Sid screams in terror. Looking behind him, he bumps into something big and wooly. It's Manny.) Hey! (Sid sees the rhinos catching up. He hides behind Manny) (Sid: Just pretend that I'm not here!) (Frank: I wanted to hit him at full speed!) (Carl: That's okay, Frank. We'll have some fun with him!) (Sid: (clutching Manny's leg) Don't let them impale me, please! I WANNA LIVE!) Get off me! (nudges Sid off) (Carl: C'mon, you're makin' a scene!) (Frank: We'll just take our furry piñata and go, if you don't mind.) Hey, buddy, if it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow. (Sid: Well, I'd rather not be today, okay?) (Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?) Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians. (Sid: An excellent point!) Shut up! (Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?) (Frank: Yeah, c'mon, move it!) Y'know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure. (Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.) (Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!) Okay, look - if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth. (Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!) (Sid throws a rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole"; instead of sinking, it lands in front of the rhinos.) (Sid: You were bluffing, huh?) Uh, yeah, that was a bluff. (Carl & Frank: GET HIM!) (The rhinos charge at Manny, hitting the mammoth's tusks, pushing him back. Sid screams as he notices the rhinos are pushing the two of them towards the edge of a cliff. Manny gathers all his force, and pushes back ten times as hard as the rhinos, sending them flying. Sid jumps in front of Manny, cheering) (Sid: WHOO-HOO! AAAAAAAH!!!) (Sid runs back behind Manny as he spots the charging rhinos. Manny grabs Carl and tosses him into the air. Sid watches in amazement, impressed as Carl lands with a thud. He screams as Frank comes charging at him, but Manny picks up Frank and tosses him into the air.) (Carl: A dandelion?) (Frank thuds on top of the dandelion.) (Sid: WHOO-HOO! We did it! WE DID IT! (wraps his arms around Manny)) Wait, wait! (Sid's force is just enough to push them both over the cliff.) (Both: AAAAH!!!) (Fortunately, the cliff isn't as steep as they thought; they just slide all the way down. They reach the bottom. Sid is still holding onto Manny's face) (Sid: You have beautiful eyes.) (muffled) Get off my face."

- Manny fighting vengeful rhinos Carl & Frank to protect Sid, who unintentionally ruined their lunch.

"(Courage, after being cruelly scared by Eustace is hanging on for dear life on the edge of the barn roof, while Eustace just stands there laughing wickedly. The Hunchback, seeing his friend in trouble, rushes to Courage's aid.) What did that little dog ever do to you?! (Eustace: (nervously) I told you to get!) What goes around comes around! You really wanna see ugly?! (Eustace starts backing away, quivering with fear. The Hunchback then pulls out a white mask in the shape of Eustace's head.) Stupid dog. (As it starts thundering and lightning, Eustace screams with fright and slips off the edge of the roof hanging on for dear life just like Courage. The Hunchback helps Courage get back on top of the barn and they try to help Eustace.) (Eustace: HELP!!!) (Eustace finally loses his grip and falls to the ground next to Muriel.) (Muriel: Eustace, are you alright?!) (Eustace just moans and groans as Muriel helps him up.)"

- The Hunchback standing up to Eustace Bagge while coming to Courage's aid.

"Jenko: Really? Twins! Mercedes: [pushes Schmidt into a dark room] Get up, Old Man River! Come on! Schmidt: Hey! [Schmidt gets up and holds up his hand] Mercedes: Get up and hit me, you f--king p-ssy! Schmidt: I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! Mercedes: It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you'd hit me and not feel bad about it! [she punches him hard in the face] Schmidt: Okay. Mercedes: Bring it! Come on. Schmidt: It's on now, dog. Girl fight. [Schmidt punches Mercedes hard in the face she yells out in pain making Schmidt feel bad] Oh, my God. Mercedes: Is there blood in my eye? I think there's blood in my eye... Schmidt: God, are you alright? [suddenly Mercedes punches him hard in the face again] Mercedes: F--king learn how to hit! [Schmidt then punches her hard in the face] That's a little better! That's a little better! [she punches Schmidt in the face again then grabs him, leans in as if trying to kiss him] Schmidt: No! [Schmidt pushes her away] Mercedes: What? Schmidt: No! Mercedes: What were you doing? Schmidt: What am I doing? Mercedes: Why did you try to kiss me? Schmidt: I didn't f--king try and kiss you! Mercedes: Yes, you did! Schmidt: You are so weird! Mercedes: You're f--king Mr. and Mrs. Smithing me! Schmidt: I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smithing you! This wasn't a sexy fight! Mercedes: Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time! Schmidt: I never once wanted to kiss you! [she takes a step towards him] Never! No! Mercedes: You just did it again! Schmidt: Stop! Mercedes: Stop it! Schmidt: You're making a face! That sexy face! Mercedes: I don't want to kiss you! Schmidt: Well then stop trying! Mercedes: You keep trying! Schmidt: I've never tried to kiss you! Mercedes: You gave me "kiss me eyes!" Schmidt: No, I didn't! My eyes were eyes that are "I got a punch in the face eyes", they weren't "kiss me eyes." Mercedes: I don't even like you! Schmidt: Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Mercedes: Okay! [Mercedes starts to lean towards him again] Schmidt: Woh! You're leaning in again! Mercedes: I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! Schmidt: You're making it so uncomfortable! This is the most uncomfortable fist fight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face, okay? Mercedes: Okay. Schmidt: And then we're gonna go down fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, cause I feel so awkward. [Schmidt punches her hard in the face] [back to Jenko who manages to fight off the twin goons on the beach using a stoned girl as a weapon then a drunk student vomits in his face] Jenko: F--king hate Spring Break! [Jenko head butts the drunk kid; back to Mercedes and Schmidt who are back to punching each other] Schmidt: F--k! [Mercedes breaks a bottle over his head] Ow! [Schmidt takes a bottle and hits Mercedes with it but the bottle doesn't break, so he starts to repeatedly hit her over the head with the bottle to try and break it] Mercedes: Are you kidding me? It's plastic, it doesn't even hurt. [she pushes him the ground] Isn't this the Spring Break you imagined? [she picks up a bottle of lube] How about this? You want a little fun? [she sprays the lube into Schmidt's face] Schmidt: What is that? Mercedes: Oh, what? Baby? Schmidt: Stop putting lube in my face! [he smacks Mercedes in the head which hits the side table and Schmidt gets up] [Schmidt tries to leave the room wiping the lube from his face] Lube in my face! [suddenly Mercedes attacks him from behind and he pushes her on to the bed] You're just so violent! [he tries to push her down as she goes to attack him again] Schmidt: I'm not gonna f--k you! Mercedes: Are we gonna f--k? Schmidt: No, we're not! Mercedes: Is that what's happening? Schmidt: No, I'm not gonna f--k you! EVER! [suddenly she shoves him off her and makes a run for it picking up her gun along the way, Schmidt chases after her] Hey! Hey! [Mercedes suddenly stops, turns and points her gun at Schmidt] Mercedes: What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You're gonna push me over with your walker? I'm impressed you caught up to me. You probably haven't ran that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old Pop Wiggledy's sweet shop. [Dickson suddenly appears behind Schmidt pointing his gun at Mercedes] Captain Dickson: Freeze, bitch! Schmidt: Oh, thank God. Captain Dickson: Look who got off the motherf--king leash? [Mercedes takes Schmidt and holds him at gunpoint] Now who's the damsel in distress? Mercedes: Well, I guess it's him. Captain Dickson: I don't have a clean shot, Schmidt. Schmidt: Then don't take the shot! Captain Dickson: Maybe I want to take the dirty shot, kind of like the dirty shot you took on my daughter. Schmidt: I didn't take a dirty shot on your daughter, okay? We talked a lot and we care about each other. All the good qualities you have, I could feel inside Maya. Captain Dickson: I'm gonna take the shot! Schmidt: Don't take the shot! Captain Dickson: I can shoot right through your shoulder, hit the bitch right in the chest. Schmidt: No, don't take the shot. Captain Dickson: I'm taking the shot. Mercedes: I'll take the f--king shot. Captain Dickson: Nobody takes the shot before me. Mercedes: How about we take it at the same time? Schmidt: No one take a shot. Captain Dickson: Wait, wait, wait! Now, Maya! Mercedes: What? [suddenly Maya appears and whacks Mercedes over the head with a metal fish] Schmidt: S--t! [Schmidt starts handcuffing Mercedes] You have the right to remain silent...! Captain Dickson: No, no, no. I got this. You go handle The Ghost, he's on roof. Schmidt: I'm on it. [Schmidt takes off, Maya picks up Mercedes gun] Maya: I got it. [Maya finishes handcuffing Mercedes] Captain Dickson: What are you looking at? Mercedes: Ow! Captain Dickson: Good job in the cuffs there, girl. [Maya smiles at him] [Schmidt and Jenko run up the stairs to the hotel roof at the same time with Schmidt struggling and becoming out of breath] Schmidt: So many f--king stairs. [as they reach the top they suddenly face each other pointing their guns] It's me! It's me!"

- Morton Schmidt furiously fighting Mercedes to stop trying to kiss him.

"(Abigail, Russell and Edgar meets the bully squirrel Waggs who believed the furlings are stealing his food) (Waggs: Aha! Now the truth comes out! They're just here to steal our food!) (Edgar: No we're just looking for Lungwort and Eyebright.) (Waggs: Liar!) (Edgar: It's true! We need the herbs to heal a sick badger at home!) (Waggs: More lies! Why would a mole, a mouse, and a hedgehog want to help a foul-smelling, worm-eating, good-for-nothing badger!) (Edgar shocked turned to rage and anger) (Edgar: Michelle's none of those things. She's our friend, understand? And we've come too far to be stopped now. Step aside! (pushes Waggs aside and turns to Russell and Abigail as he continues the search of the herbs) Russell, Abigail are we going to do this or what?!) (Abigail and Russel: Wait for us!)"

- Edgar stands up with Waggs whom insulted his mentor Cornelius and his niece Michelle, while searching the herbs that Cornelius need to save Michelle.

"(Beethoven angrily drives the bullies who are bullying Ted Newton) And don't come back!"

- Ted Newton standing up the bullies who make fun of him and Beethoven drives them away.

"The Bully: [approaches Linus and Janice] Huh? Say, who's the kid with the pink hat? Pretty cute. Does it fly? It needs a propeller. Hey, maybe it'll fly without a propeller! [he spins off Janice's hat to the snow and laughs to see Janice is bald due to chemotherapy] The Bully: Hey, look at this! A baldy! Linus van Pelt: [as Janice cries, furiously] You blockhead! What's the matter with you? The Bully: What's the matter with me? What's the matter with her? She's bald! She's got no hair! [laughs] Linus van Pelt: [angrily takes him by the jacket] Janice has got leukemia, cementhead! That's cancer! Have you ever heard of cancer? She's been in the hospital and she's had chemotherapy to help her get better, and it makes her hair fall out! Does that make you happy? Would you like to go through what she's gone through? Think about it! [releases him] Linus van Pelt: Or don't you ever think about anything! [Linus comforts Janice and picks up their books off the snow] The Bully: [hands back Janice's cap] I'm sorry. [Linus takes the cap, gives it to Janice, and both Linus and Janice leave] The Bully: [smiles in sympathy] Hey, I like your cap!"

- Linus van Pelt standing up to the Bully who make fun of Janice for having cancer and for being bald.

"(Bruce strolls though the street with his godly powers. He passes an alleyway then paces back. He turns and sees the six street thugs who pummeled him yesterday.) B-E-A-utiful! (Bruce blows on his finger and magically gains pecs. He walks towards the thugs.) (Scrawny Thug: Hey, check it out. Check it out!) (Hoodie Thug: Hey, check it out!) (Leader Thug: Oh, look, it's the hero. What's up, homie?) Yo, brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley. (Fat Thug: Lookin' for another can of whoop-ass?) (Knit-Cap Thug: You didn't get enough Mr. Hero?) (Scrawny Thug: He wants some more! Hahaha!) Surely I say unto you, dudes, I do not wish to fight. So as soon as you apologize and make a full reckoning of your transgressions, I shall absolve you and continue along the path of righteousness. (The thugs laugh hysterically.) (Fat Thug: What are you talkin' about, man?!) (Leader Thug: Straight up. You talk kinda funny, you know what I mean? I dunno if you've lost it all up in here or what, but check this out, homie. You want me and the homies to apologize, right?) Mmm-hmm. (Leader Thug: Cool. Tell ya what. We'll apologize the day a monkey comes out my butt. Then you get your "sorry." How 'bout that?) (The thugs laugh uproariously.) What a coincidence, because that's... today! (Suddenly, the Leader thug freezes in place. He begins to groan and writhe, making astrointestinal sounds. A large bulge moves in the seat of the man's pants. A small monkey then rips through the man's pants and jumps out, skittering down the alley.) (Scrawny Thug: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?) (The leader thug faints. The other thugs stare at Bruce.) (Denim Vest Thug: Diablo!) (Hoodie Thug: This is some voodoo shit, man! Vaminos! Let's go!) (The remaining five thugs begin to run away.) You guys leavin'? (Bruce watches the thugs sprint out of the alley.) Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! (Bruce inhales, then opens his mouth, breathing a swarm of hornets at the thugs as they run away in terror. He spits out a single hornet. The monkey crawls up to him.) Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home little buddy.) (The monkey chatters and sees the Leader Thug regain consciousness. Then the monkey chases after the thug, who tries to climb up a gate to escape. The monkey leaps back into the thug's pants, and the thug collapses again. Later, Bruce stands on top of a tall skyscraper on a stormy night as lightning flashes around him.) I am Bruce Almighty! MY WILL BE DONE!"

- Bruce Nolan standing up to the six street thugs who pummeled him the previous day by using his godly powers to literally make a monkey come out of the lead thug's butt, then scaring the rest of the thugs away by breathing hornets at them.