The Twelve Days of Christmas



"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is an English Christmas carol that enumerates a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas (25th December to 5th January). It is sung by the cast of Phineas and Ferb in Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites. A reprise is sung by Doofenshmirtz in "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!"

Original Version
Phineas: On the first day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A jet-powered rocket ski

Candace Flynn: On the second day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro: On the third day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Jeremy Johnson: On the fourth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: On the fifth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me The entire Tri-State Area! Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Baljeet Tjinder: On the sixth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State Area... ''Or at least a large portion of it. I don't...I don't want to get too greedy.'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Buford Van Stomm: On the seventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The entire Tri-State... ''You know what, how about just two of the three states? That's fair, right? Deal?'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Major Monogram: On the eighth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Promotion to colonel Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: One single state! ''I feel like I was overreaching before. Just...just one state area will be fine. Go on with the song.'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the ninth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me (Perry chatters) Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Five golden rings! ''Y'know, I had to sing it that way at least once. It's tradition... and I'm traditional.'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Two busted brothers! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the tenth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Carl Karl: A job that pays me money (Perry chatters)< Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ''Yeah, actually, promotion to colonel sounds pretty sweet. Is it... is it too late to change mine?'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: On the eleventh day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me My own set of wheels Carl: A job that pays me money (Perry chatters) Major Monogram:: Promotion to colonel Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ''You know, this is way too much pressure, being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: TWO BUSTED BROTHERS!!! Phineas: And a jet-powered rocket ski

On the twelfth day of Christmas Please, Santa, give to me Ferb]]: (spoken) One line of dialogue Vanessa: My own set of wheels Carl: A job that pays me money (Perry chatters) Major Monogram: Promotion to colonel Buford: More nerds to bully Baljeet: A kiss from a girl Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ''How about just some almond brittle? It's a realistic request, right?'' Jeremy: A silver guitar Isabella: A sash full of patches Candace: Ah, forget it! All: And a jet-powered rocket ski! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ...inator!

Reprise
Doofenshmirtz: And a partridge on a Perry...the Platypus