Big Honkin' Hole in My Heart



"Big Honkin' Hole in My Heart" is a song sung by Buford Van Stomm and Baljeet Tjinder, when they are expressing how they miss each other's company.

Lyrics
Baljeet: Somewhere out across that skyline Maybe down some lonely street There is a boy with anger issues Without whom I am incomplete

Who will give me wedgies now Now that we're so far apart? I have got to get him back somehow There is a bully-sized hole A bully-sized hole A bully-sized hole in my heart

Buford: Who will I give noogies to And tease for being so smart? I just don't know what to do There's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart There's a nerd-shaped hole Baljeet: A bully-sized hole Both: A big honkin' hole in my heart