Christmas Rules

Christmas Rules is the song that occurred during the end of the episode A Christmas Carol.

Lyrics
Bugs: Christmas time is here; There's a tingle in the air Daffy: I sat on a park bench And froze my derriere Lola: We're all hanging stockings, drinking cocoa OMG It's snowing! Foghorn: Santa's bringin' tons of loot,' And we got Christmas spirit blowin

Bugs: It's the time of year We try to drop our negativity Daffy: I just dropped a glitter bomb To make the town more Christmas-y. Porky: Christmas time can be so hectic; Shopping malls can b-b-be so rough, Speedy: But it's the best of all the holidays Because we get new stuff!

Lola: I got sick on Halloween, Tina: New Year's was an awful scene, Bugs: And Thanksgiving was a snore; Mac & Tosh: Christmas, Christmas, we want more. Tweety: Yuletide by the fireplace; Daffy: I am gonna stuff my face. Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the school. That's the reason Christmas— Everyone: RULES!

Bugs: All the buildings look like igloos, Daffy: White, majestic winter castles Tosh: We can wear our Christmas sweaters Mac: And our cool-offs with gold tassels! Gossamer: This is why Christmas is great! Sam: This ain't no time to playa hate. Porky: All you gotta have is faith. Daffy: What a lovely Christmas wraith. Bugs: You mean "wreath"? Daffy: No, I mean "wraith".

Porky: AH-HA-HA!

Elmer: My howiday depwession has been wifted by this wovewy sight. Tosh: How can one be sad with 50,000 watts of Christmas light?

Lola: There's so many holidays! What the heck is Arbor Day? Tina: I just know I work that day Gimme Christmas any day! Pepe: Yuletide by the fireplace. Daffy & Porky: I am gonna stuff my face. Gossamer: Punch the clock and close the schools Kids: That's the reason Christmas— Everyone: RULES!

Lola: I love all the shiny balls, Lezah: Children bouncing off the walls, Sam: Blinkin' lights we got on sale, Foghorn: Silver tinsel by the bail, Bugs: Semi-frozen river skating, Elmer: Candy cane self-medicating, Daffy: Taking back gifts that we hate, Porky: Fifteen pounds of winter weight, Lola: Fluffy quilts with Christmas cats, Sam: Ten pound Russian winter hats, Mac: Fruitcakes that are gluten-free, Tosh: Eggnog by the gallon, WEEEEEE! Daffy: Brand new cars with giant bows, Marvin: Holiday-themed laser shows, Henery: Roasted chicken, Christmas trees, Speedy: Cheddar cheese nativities.

Everybody: CHRISTMAS KARAOKE BUS HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO US!!