If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy

If I Could Have My Wish Then I'd Be Happy is a song from Wakko's Wish. The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.

Lyrics

 * Yakko:
 * Did you ever wish that you could have
 * A wish that would come true?
 * I wonder what my wish would be,
 * Which I would want to wish, you see.
 * Which wish would be the wish for me?
 * Gee whiz, I wish I knew.


 * Dot:
 * I'd wish that we were happy
 * And be glad for what we've got (cough).


 * Wakko:
 * I'd wish an operation
 * For our little sister, Dot.


 * Yakko:
 * And I'd wish we could make this journey
 * When the weather's hot.


 * The Warners:
 * If you could reach that wishing star
 * And it was yours to take,
 * What is it you'd want the most
 * And what wish would you make?


 * The Brain:
 * Yes, Pinky!


 * If I could rule the world, then I'd be happy.


 * Pinky:
 * With Phar Fignewton, I'd be happy, too.


 * Plotz:
 * If I could be the king,
 * That would surely be the thing
 * That would really make me happy,
 * Yes, it's true!


 * Rita:
 * If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.


 * Runt:
 * And if you were happy, I'd be happy, too. Definitely.


 * Rita:
 * It's just a little task
 * And it isn't much to ask
 * If we could have our wish...


 * Runt:
 * And a little doggie dish...


 * Rita:
 * Then we'd be happy.


 * Ralph:
 * Dah, I know! If I were a policeman, I'd be happy!


 * Plotz:
 * You are a policeman, Ralph!


 * Ralph:
 * Oh. Nevermind.


 * Hello Nurse:
 * I would wish that every single person
 * Would appreciate me only for my mind,
 * Because I've got a mean IQ
 * Of one hundred ninety two.
 * They want me for my looks,
 * But never for my books.
 * So love me for my brain...


 * Yakko and Wakko:
 * HellOOOOOOOOO, BRAIN!


 * The Brain:
 * I am not amused.


 * Hello Nurse:
 * Then I'll be happy.


 * Ralph:
 * If I could have my wish, I'd be a constable.


 * Plotz:
 * Ralph, you are a constable!


 * Ralph:
 * Oh, sorry.


 * Dr. Scratchansniff:
 * This stupid dumb elixir!
 * I would wish that I could fix 'er
 * 'Cause I've always been a failure und a flop!


 * The Goodfeathers:
 * We've been insulted and neglected
 * And we've never been respected
 * And we wish the wishing star would make it stop!


 * Ralph:
 * I know! If I could be the sheriff, I'd be happy!


 * Plotz:
 * Ralph, for crying out loud, you are the sheriff! You're the constable, you're a policeman, you're all of those things!


 * Ralph:
 * Aw, gee, I don't think I'm gettin' the hang of this song.


 * Slappy:
 * I've got bunions and arthritis
 * And lumbago and bursitis,
 * I need glasses and my kidney's got a stone.
 * I wish retirement, you see,
 * In a giant acorn tree
 * With everybody leavin' me alone!


 * Skippy:
 * I adore my Auntie Slappy
 * But it'd really make me happy
 * If I had some friends with little kids like me.
 * 'Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
 * And she's always really gabby
 * If I had some friends my age...


 * Mindy:
 * Squirrely-wirrely!


 * Skippy:
 * Then I'd be happy!


 * Mindy:
 * WEEEEEEEEEE!


 * Buttons:
 * ARRROOOOO!!!!


 * Mindy:
 * Hee-hee, silly puppy! Okay, I love you, buh-bye!


 * All:
 * If we could have our wish then we'd be happy.


 * The Brain:
 * I want the world!


 * Rita:
 * I want a home!


 * The Goodfeathers:
 * We want respect!


 * Ralph:
 * Hey, I got it, now I do!
 * If my wish was coming true,
 * What I'd really like to do...


 * Plotz:
 * Yes?


 * Ralph:
 * Is direct!


 * The Warners:
 * If you wish on a wishing star...


 * Yakko:
 * You'll get your wish, you see,
 * And then, for sure, you're gonna be...


 * The Warners:
 * Happy!


 * Rita and Runt:
 * Happy!


 * Pinky and the Brain:
 * Happy!


 * Slappy, Skippy and Mindy:
 * Happy!


 * All:
 * When I get my wish then I'll be happy!!


 * King Salazar:
 * And when I get my wish, they'll all be gone.