Road Runner

This is the theme song to The Road Runner Show.

Full version/Closing credits version
If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes "beep, beep!" Just step aside or might end up in a heap, Road Runner, Road Runner runs down the road all day, Even the coyote can't make him change his ways. Road Runner, the coyote's after you, Road Runner, if he catches you you're through. Road Runner, the coyote's after you, Road Runner, if he catches you you're through. That coyote is really a crazy clown, When will he learn that he never can mow him down? Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone, Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun. Road Runner, if he catches you you're through. Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone, Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having FUNNNNN!!!!

Short version/Opening titles version
If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes "beep, beep!" Just step aside or might end up in a heap, Road Runner, Road Runner runs down the road all day, Even the coyote can't make him change his ways. Road Runner, the coyote's after you, Road Runner, if he catches you you're through. Road Runner, the coyote's after you, Road Runner, if he catches you you're through. That coyote is really a crazy clown, When will he learn that he never can mow him down? Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone, Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun. (humming to the chorus "Road Runner, the coyote's after you, Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.")