Uncle F--ka



Uncle Fucka is a song sung by Terrance and Phillip from their hit movie Asses of Fire. It is part of the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut soundtrack. Its second version, a rap remix known as "Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker", was also released as a single, featuring slightly altered lyrics. It was a runaway commercial success, outselling contemporaneous singles by a considerable margin. A music video was also produced, in which Terrance and Phillip are shown dancing in foil suits alongside numerous scantily-clad backing dancers. An excerpt of this version was also briefly included in South Park movie.

Version Heard in Asses of Fire
Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka! You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true! Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Terrance: Hmm!

Mountie: What's going on here?

People: Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka!

Terrance & Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! (Uncle fucka!) You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say

Phillip: Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!

Terrance & Phillip: Uncle fucka... that's...

Everyone: U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fuckaaaaaa... Too right!

Phillip: Suck my balls!

Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker
Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fu-uh!

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

Phillip: Eh eh eh eh eh!

Terrance: Thought I told you that we won't stop! Eh eh eh eh eh!

Phillip: Thought, thought I told you that we won't stop!