SpongeBob SquarePants



"SpongeBob SquarePants's Theme Song" is the song that is sung at the beginning of every SpongeBob SquarePants episode by Painty and a group of kids. Other versions were made for special events and episodes.

Normal version

 * Painty: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Ready?
 * Painty and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 * [SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls again and the song ends]

"Christmas Who?" version

 * Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
 * Choir: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Choir: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Choir: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Choir: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Choir: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! The SpongeBob Christmas Special!
 * Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie version

 * Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
 * Pirates: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
 * Pirates: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
 * Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
 * Pirates: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
 * Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
 * SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
 * Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
 * SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
 * Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
 * A Pirate: SpoooongeBoooob... SquaaaarePaaaaaaants!

"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" version

 * Painty: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
 * Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
 * Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
 * Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
 * Painty and Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
 * Painty: WhoBooob... WhatPaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

''[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls heard at the start and the episode starts]''

"Brand New Premieres" version (advertisement)

 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Painty: Who's kicking off summer with brand new premieres?
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: You'll be laughing so hard, you'll end up in tears!
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: You won't be believin' what SpongeBob will do!
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Each Saturday morning, it's brand-spankin' new!
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty and Kids: BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS! BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS!
 * Kids: Brand neeeew... SquarePaaaaaaants!
 * Painty: Don't miss a brand new SpongeBob! Every Saturday morning in June on Nick!
 * Gary: Meow.

"Truth or Square" version

 * Painty: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ha-ha-ha! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Now, if nautical nonsense be something you wish,
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Painty: Oh!
 * Painty and Kids: SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Come on. SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob... SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: A-ha-ha-haaa!

''[SpongeBob plays his nose like a trombone. We hear seagulls and the episode starts]''

"Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants" version

 * Painty: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Avril Lavinge: ''Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready'?!
 * Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
 * Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
 * If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
 * ...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
 * SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob... (SPONGEBOB!) ...SquarePants!

"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water" Version

 * Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids?
 * Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Burger Beard: Uh, What did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you.
 * Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Burger Beard: Ohhhhhhh.........!
 * (Scene switches to cartoon and Burger Beard becomes Painty the Pirate)
 * Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Seagulls: SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: If nautical nonsense is something you wish,
 * Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Ready?
 * All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: Stop it!)
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: That's enough!)
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: Silence!)
 * Rap Battle is sung
 * Painty and Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Squidward Tentacles's Theme Song

 * Painty: Are you ready, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, captain!
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: Aye-aye, captain!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Who lives in a monument under the sea?
 * Kids: Squidward Tentacles! (Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off)
 * Painty: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! (Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out)
 * Kids: Squidward Tentacles!
 * Painty: If practical common sense be something you wish... (Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.)
 * Kids: Squidward Tentacles! 
 * Patchy: Next!

Patrick Seastar's Theme Song

 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Who lives like a barnacle under the sea? 
 * Kids: Patrick Seastar!
 * (Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house.)
 * Patchy: No!

Eugene Krabs's Theme Song

 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Who lives in an anchor under the sea? 
 * Kids: Eugene Krabs does! (Hans takes his sack full of money)
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey!
 * Painty: Krusty and red and greedy is he! 
 * Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!
 * Kids: Eugene Krabs does! 
 * Painty: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... (Mr. Krabs gets back his money)
 * Kids: Eugene Krabs does!
 * Mr. Krabs: Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!
 * Patchy: Ew, pretty cruddy, huh, kids?

"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" version

 * Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
 * Kids: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Kids: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Kids: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
 * SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Kids: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants!
 * Kids: Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! SpongeBob SquarePants! Fa la la la la la la, Christmas!

Literal Version

 * Painty: My mouth looks weird!
 * Kids: Sure does, Captain!
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: WE'RE YELLING, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Dooooown...
 * Painty: Here is a pineapple, where are the shells?
 * Kids: Here comes a man hand!
 * Painty: Taking a bath so he no longer smells!
 * Kids: Bubble title!
 * Painty: Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...
 * Kids: Here's the title again!
 * Painty:  What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?
 * Kids:  Let's try a tiki title!
 * Painty: That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants...! There they are! Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute!

2012 McDonald's advertisement version

 * Announcer: Are you ready, kids?
 * Animals and Kids: Yeah!
 * Announcer: Who likes to practice karate?
 * Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Announcer: And who likes to jellyfish everyday?
 * Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Announcer: Here's some milk, now eat some fruit!
 * Bird: Fruit, fruit! Milk and fruit!
 * Announcer: Now play you nose just like a flute!
 * [SpongeBob plays his nose flute while the kids are going "toot"]
 * Everyone: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!