That's what Bilbo Baggins Hates!

That's what Bilbo Baggins Hates is a song featured in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Lyrics
Blunt the knives, bend the forks

smash the bottles and burn the corks

chip the glasses and crack the plates

that's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and tread the fat

leave the bones on the bedroom mat

pour the milk on the pantry floor

splash the wine on every door

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl

pound them up with a thumping pole

and when you're finished, if any are whole

send them down to the hall to roll

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!