Epic Monster Battle



"Epic Monster Battle" is a song that from "Excaliferb" as questers with Parable and their ten thousand monsters battle against Malifishmirtz and his meat minions.

Lyrics
Their battle cries tear the skies asunder Their massive feet beat the mountains down Mortal fear combines with wonder And the titan king will be crowned

Out of the misty swamp they lumber While the heavens above them thunder Bufavulous: ''Hey, are you gonna eat your cucumber? What? I had a light lunch.''

It's an epic monster battle Sound the awesome monster horn For an evil wizard and a dragonpus And a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn ...girl

The crashing turns to quiet And calm sweeps through the land The battle's been decided But who had the upper hand? But look, a hero rises from the smoke Our glory has been regained A cheer goes up among our army... But the other guy gets up again!

Now for truth the battle's over And evil's reign is done Our hero stands triumphant... ''No, no, wait, I was wrong. He's up'' again!

''I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait, he's up again!''

Carl: From the top of another hill, a figure appears, a shaft of light shining off his auburn hair, It was Carl, the Red-headed Paladin from the land of Internius. Major Monogram: Carl, now you're just getting ridiculous.

(During the End Credits) Carl: ''From the top of another hill, a figure appears. A shaft of light shining off his auburn hair-'' Major Monogram: Carl! Carl: Sir, you're crushing my spirit. Major Monogram: ''Yes. Yes I am.''